Beer

[[Ke...]]

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Keep this topic going with all your thoughts about Beer.

[[Cl...]]

How do you know when you've had too much beer?




You have to hold on to he grass to keep from falling off the earth.

The company I work for has a philosophy of sorts. They refer to it
as "throwing the fish" What it means is; even while at work there
is nothing wrong with an occasional joke, or goof. I guess to help
keep everyone's spirits up?

[[Ri...]]

Whiskey's too rough
Champagne costs too much
Vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain
Will help me explain
As a matter of fact
I like beer

[[Me...]]

In the spirit of Mitch Hedberg

I used to drink a ton of beer, I still do..but I used to, too.

[[An...]]

Dad, what is prosperity?

Sparkling wine, caviar, beautiful women

Dad, what is poverty?

Beer, liverwurst and your mother

[[Ja...]]

"How do you know when you've had too much beer?" There is no such thing, is there? 😉

[[Ro...]]

You cant drink all day, unless you start in the morning.....

[[Ri...]]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[[Ja...]]

“Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.”

[[Ju...]]

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!
Dammit, Otto, you have LUPUS!
One of these two doesn't sound right."
-Mitch Hedberg

[[Ma...]]

I don't drink any more.

-Or any less.

[[Er...]]

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
Then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.